Bigoldmustard

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Bigoldmustard,

Sometimes I can tell someone is having a shit day and I cheer them up by minding my own fucking business because that’s what works for me.

Bigoldmustard,

I pondered my orb and now I’m just an orb pondering itself.

Bigoldmustard,

I really liked this one. The Wii sequel “Horse Beyond Earth’s Curvature” was just a cash in though.

Bigoldmustard,

Wtf I played for hours and never knew that!

Bigoldmustard,

I tried buying a used thinkpad and putting Linux on it, but then it stopped charging correctly after 2 weeks. So I went back on adhd meds and got a new job and turned my life around.

Bigoldmustard,

What if they said “US is Most Drilled Location for Oil for 6th Consecutive Year”. Would that be more honest? The US isn’t gaining from the oil being drilled, the corporations that identify as US corporations are sucking up all that profit and being subsidized to do it.

Bigoldmustard,

You know you’re fucked when you can’t even fake dumb convincingly. Dumb don’t reconsider.

Bigoldmustard,

I have one spoon I prefer because of the thinness of it and I have had a 4 pack in my hand and not bought them because it might make it less special. How am I supposed to be an adult with a brain like this?

Bigoldmustard,

What I haven’t seen mentioned is that the structure of the vehicle depends on the integrity of the exterior, if Tesla’s own marketing was true. So, if it rusts easily, isn’t it more likely to be structurally unstable during impact?

Bigoldmustard,

Fair point. No dog in the fight over here.

Bigoldmustard,

The idea that you don’t win if you die in debt is an op.

Protip: don’t put your spouse on your credit cards.

Bigoldmustard,

I want to say this with love:

This is narcissistic behavior. Everyone else is also a person. It’s natural to over-do it when you make a change, being gendered correctly is a big boost. People are gonna call you what they consider to be gender neutral shit and you’re gonna have to get used to it or get used to being alone.

As an old person, it’s occurred to me that young people think we dislike something specific about you. Like, sweetie you think this is the first time I’ve seen a man in a skirt (this particular person identifies as a man for the purpose of this comment), or someone with green hair? You’re fucking being annoying in public that’s why we’re mad. None of my business who you fuck I’m trying to eat lunch and you’re singing a song about rimjobs.

What kind of progress are you making towards equality by turning off people with this shit?

If you confuse policing language with activism or outreach you really have misaligned priorities.

Bigoldmustard,

I agree and the Denny’s thing was hilarious.

I’m not quite that old yet. I do eat lunch at 10:30 though because I’m not organized enough to wake up in time to make breakfast before work.

I would never call someone something they don’t want to be called on purpose. I also wouldn’t get to know them well enough to make that mistake if they made a public fuss out of it the first time I met them.

Like you said, being kind is key. Thanks for the laugh.

Bigoldmustard,

Damn dawg, that’s pretty harsh and pretty inaccurate. You have a lot of anger and I don’t know your situation but maybe you have a good reason for it. Hope your life gets better and you don’t cringe about how off putting you were in the future. Best of luck.

Bigoldmustard,

I don’t like being called boomer.

Bigoldmustard,

Two replies!

Bigoldmustard,

I think about disc golfing way more than most people probably do and it’s never crossed my mind to get a disc tattooed on my face.

What is it with gun people man? Like I’ve owned guns, they’re fine. I’ve not owned guns, I find that fine too. Why do they need me to know they like guns?

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