janus2

janus2, 6 days ago

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!

janus2, 15 days ago

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

janus2, 15 days ago

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

janus2, 18 days ago

that circular trackpad…!

janus2, 23 days ago

No, that’s the art and science of raising plants. You’re thinking of hors d’oeuvres.

janus2, 28 days ago

[Source engine clanking and thudding noises]

janus2, 1 month ago

full take: this is a complex topic involving sociology, agricultural science, economics, culture, ethics, and more and deserves serious discourse

meme take: THAT RICE IS PRETTY I WANT IT

janus2, 1 month ago

fuckin masterpiece

janus2, 1 month ago

or i’ll just get kicked out of the bar for making the other women uncomfortable :[

janus2, 1 month ago

I’m a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.

janus2, 1 month ago

mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

janus2, 1 month ago

hello fellow delco denizen

janus2, 1 month ago

i see 20 year old gals bare legged in winter and wish i was that courageous with my sluttiness

janus2, 2 months ago

they keep getting progressively more unhinged and im on board

janus2, 2 months ago

“Not a robot… not a girl.”

Janet is one of my all time fave characters

janus2, 2 months ago

me, being broke/cheap/lazy: repeats recipe search adding keyword “eggless”

janus2, 2 months ago

Yes, have used psyllium, flax seeds, and chia seeds to varying degrees of success. Xanthan gum never hurts either

janus2, 2 months ago

In baking, in many cases, yes

For an omelette, no

for baking, I mix 1 tsp psyllium with 3 Tbsp room temperature water and let it sit for about 5 minutes (or until an egg-like viscosity)

psylli-egg has a more neutral texture and flavor than a flax or chia egg. unlike flax it won’t go rancid (I’m still using a large bucket of it that’s years old and hasn’t changed flavor or effectiveness). its only real downside is it takes slightly longer to hydrate

I personally wouldn’t try to replicate a shakshuka or anything with it but if you try let me know how it goes haha

janus2, 2 months ago

that sounds like the aftermath comes out real good too, lol

janus2, 2 months ago

for the chia, worth tossing them in a coffee/spice grinder if you don’t want whole chia seed texture in the baked good (though they’re a decent poppyseed substitute imho)

works wonders for flax as well, but yeah flax is really the C tier of egg replacers lol

i also just had the thought that basil seeds might work similarly to chia seeds. they also gel

janus2, 2 months ago

anyone writing a story set in the distant future please make NYT the dominant video game company lol

i mean nintendo did start out as a playing card manufacturer, nokia was originally a paper pulp mill, etc.

janus2, 2 months ago

aeiou aeiou

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janus2, 2 months ago

me trying to be a normal lesbian:

janus2, 2 months ago

haah haah haah

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NINE NINE NINE, NINE NINE NINE…

janus2, 2 months ago

i just rewatched it for the flghthilionth time and as always,

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i know it’s literally derivative but i think the amogus ripoff is my fave

janus2, 2 months ago

in terms of corporate expenses for legal penalties that’s barely a disinterested-grunt-from-parent-in-other-room, let alone a wrist slap

janus2, 3 months ago

i loved my XZ2 Compact SO MUCH and then all the carriers in my country simultaneously dropped voice calling support for it. i’m still so salty

janus2, 4 months ago

I second Portal. Technically it’s a “first person puzzle platformer” but it’s just so its own thing that it hardly feels like a video game.

My mom who hadn’t touched any video games since 80s arcade machines absolutely loved Portal

janus2, 4 months ago

I, a casual PC gamer, played it with a hardcore console gamer, and it was very fun overall

But BOY were there some shooter sections that absolutely dismembered me with my WASD-brain 💀

janus2, 4 months ago

Roll jumping in Jak & Daxter. There was a whole area of Sandover Village that was inaccessible without it and I killed at least an hour failing to double-jump-spin over to it 🤬

janus2, 6 months ago

Tokyo Machine!

janus2, 6 months ago

I was pretty emotionally stunted and depressed as a teenager and had trouble crying even when I wanted to (it’s a horrible feeling, physically) so Earthbound and Mother 3 were therapeutic