lars

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lars,

Violence is wrong so why does it taste like shaking adrenaline in my mouth??

lars,

Stop talking and we can take a third. Peace be with you.

lars,

Yes, but at the end of the day, we’re all at the mercy of Baile Átha Cliath

lars,

Southern Britain

Of course you mean the Barony of London & Environs & cætéra, right?

lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

lars,

C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom

lars,

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

lars,

From the bride’s parents probs

lars,

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

lars,

Big Lemmy strikes again. I just want you to know I only passed the propaganda. No one paid me.

lars,

Tangentially, CNN does have a text-mostly version: lite.cnn.com

lars,

Don’t give me all the answers I need then tell me they apply only to Minecraft

lars,

Hate hate hate that there’s no one cute unambiguous unabbreviated name for the United States of America:

  • United States: welcome to the large club of other United States
  • America: just like the rest of the Western Hemisphere
  • oh btw United and States or literally mutually exclusive adjectives: United means together; States means not together
lars,

But wait. Assuming this isn’t Flortucky, how’s a 12-year-old pregnant person have the ability to consent to:

  1. choose to marry
  2. marry
  3. sex
  4. cheat, and then
  5. sex again?
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