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Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Der Big Tasty hat nichts mehr mit nem Big Tasty zutun gehabt.

RIF 🍔

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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The AFD is the biggest shitshow I’ve ever seen. We young People getting screwed over by the rich, and the AFD is telling us it’s the fault of Refugees. Why people eat this up? Because it’s much much much easier to punch down on someone then to punch up. And the funny thing is, the AFD is not even helping “their” people! They’re just helping the rich to get richer! I would bet Diamonds against acorns that the vast majority of AFD Voters haven’t even READ their election program! I’m ASHAMED that so many of my fellow citizens are voting for these lying and cheating disgrace of a political Party which is willing to sell them to Russia in the blink of an eye.

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Okay now im curious, why does an pear orchard need an electric fence?

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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But are these potential Peach-Thieves sooooo determined that a normal Fence is not enough? I like peaches, but climb a fence to steal some? ._.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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WHAT!? That’s my Girl, Amanda! And you must be the weird creep following her! That’s why she needed that 5K Home Security System!

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Where can I get my Check for drinking water?

WHAT. I need to pay THEM?!

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Russian disinformation Agent

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Thanks! Im gonna take this. Lemmy is finnaly big enough for Russian disinformation Agents 🥲

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Damn, I wish I could up vote twice for that response alone.

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/12240ddd-f227-4703-8461-50123e23c61e.png

325 comments in 2 Months, mostly negative ratio, no profile pic.

My guess: Troll or disinformation Agent

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Okay why. What’s the reason to “kill the gays”. This is so unreasonably stupid that it exceeds the bounds of comprehensibility. Even the weirdest takes like “don’t let them marry” or “don’t let them have kids” I can at least see where they’re coming from, I firmly disagree, but I can understand what their take is. But why the actuall fuck do you need to kill them?

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Maybe my english is not good enough or your sentence is weird. Are YOU saying its all Bidens fault or are the russian Trolls gonna say it’s all Biden fault?

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Can we finally ban this anti-democratic, Russian-psyops-spreading POS of a political Party? I fucking hate the AFD with a burning passion you can’t imagine. Everyone who votes for these fuckers just need to fucking cope that the war is over. Democratic Germany best Germany! Get rekt fascist keks.

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Der Stör hat den Quarantänebereich verlassen und ist in den internationalen Raum entkommen!

'Run, run, run': Chaos at a Sydney mall as 6 people stabbed to death, and the suspect fatally shot (apnews.com)

A man stabbed six people to death at a busy Sydney shopping center Saturday before he was fatally shot, police said, with hundreds fleeing the chaotic scene, many weeping as they carried their children. Eight people, including a 9-month-old, were injured....

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Oh boy, I might make my first NCD Post out of this Aneurysm of a Post 😂

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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What about my full auto Knife? More Dangerous than a Knife or less?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1aa3261f-4897-44dd-b766-2b10825ffb11.png

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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Already did, and they find your arguments hilarious because of how absurd they are.

Roflmasterbigpimp, (edited )
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Got it, throw axe through window at shop owner.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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6,7 & 9

Boom I’m an all night Pizza making Machine with infinite Pepsi for myself.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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I always think that’s sounds like a porn category 🥸

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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NGL that sounds fine to me. Like coming to work to see someone already did your work.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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There are many things I can get a kick out of and have played with in my mind, like seafaring. But climbing a damn rock, which just gets colder while it’s getting harder to breathe? No, thank you.

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I think Lemmy has finally become big enough to be included in desinformation campaigns.

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We have this massive bureaucracy complex which consumes so much tax money and NO ONE CAN REMEMBER, WHY THEY REVOKED HIS WORK-PERMIT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! This makes me angry. He is doing his best ffs! He left his war torn homeland, came here and got a job. And because someone felt like it, they do shit like this?! I can’t belive it.

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