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SpiceDealer, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!
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Jesus had a underdeveloped Siamese twin?

Dozzi92,
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It developed just fine, those are some nice extra legs Jesus has.

SOB_Van_Owen, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

How many sets of footprints in the sand??

chemicalprophet, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

OG Bootstrapper

Etterra, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it’s allegedly supporting?

jol,

There’s some lesson here about Jesus being a little selfish, or maybe about Jesus pulling Himself up to help others, or something like that.

RagingRobot,

That’s why he’s looking at it so intensely with his one eye

nl4real, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?

EdibleFriend, (edited )
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How else are the bus drivers gonna get to the bus store.

NGC2346, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

JESU

Kase,

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postmateDumbass, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.

son_named_bort, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

Save me Jebus!

Socsa, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

OPEN YOUR MINDSSSS

boatsnhos931, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

thorbot,

Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard

Klear,

It’s funny because penis.

MyNamesNotRobert, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.

ElectricTrombone, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!
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Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.

dejected_warp_core, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I’m worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn’t exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that’s demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

Skullgrid,
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propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn’t need AI for that.

iiGxC, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

Jesus playing centaur like luffy with kinemons legs

Muninn, to lemmyshitpost in Jesus, help me! - No!

When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.

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