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atheist, in Hmmmm sus

I had a good laugh šŸ˜‚

Slartibartfast, in The irony

I was watching one of those videos once where a non-religious person debates a religious person (which are always good to angry up the blood lol) and when asked about fossils that proved the world was more than 6000 years old the guy was like "well you weren't there to see that happen so how do you know it's true?" And the other person just let that go by instead of being like "Motherfucker, are you 2000 years old? Did you meet Jesus?" which still bothers me a bit to this day.

Solidsmoke, in Moses without Google Maps

I believe 40 just means ā€œa lotā€ in ancient cultures in that area. Hence wandering the desert for 40 years, or sitting on Mt. Sinai for 40 days. The ā€œgreat floodā€ has 40 days of rain. I think Gilgamesh has a 40 day journey someplace? Anyways, if there are any historical echoes in that tale, perhaps they just wandered the desert for a long time. Now Iā€™m off to eat 40 Doritosā€¦

produnis, in verschwƶrung
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Translation: Donā€™t believe in hoax, believe in god. Only true with Jesus

Tvkan, in logic

Thatā€™s not how eggs work. The ones you eat arenā€™t fertilized and will not develope into chickens.

produnis,
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Yes, nowadays

Erikatharsis, in logic
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Alright, to play the devil's advocate: the vast, vast majority of eggs that are sold are unfertilized, candled, and taken before there's any real chance of a visible embryo forming, even if they have been fertilized; and I don't think that even for the few fertilized eggs that do get sold and eaten, that an unnoticeably tiny bunch of stem cells could properly be called "meat", anyways.

Brocken40,

Alright, to play Godā€™s advocate: every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate! And an egg is just a big lady sperm!

vatinen, in incest

And even if the bible was wrong and they had sisters insteadā€¦

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I asked my Catechism teacher and she said
ā€œthey did have sisters, they just werenā€™t documented because nobody cared back thenā€ (misogyny in the Bible, who could have guessed?)
ā€œthe inbreeding is why weā€™re no longer the image of Godā€ (well damn) and ā€œwe didnā€™t have diversity before the Tower of Babelā€ (oh no, if only we didnā€™t dare challenge God, we could have prevented all those pesky different languages and cultures).

Can you just admit that the Bible is full of nonsense rather than justifying it with downright batshit reasoning?

EyIchFragDochNur, in incest

I mean they have a sheepā€¦

jayrhacker,

Wake up Sheeple! It's time for church.

RelentlessArts,

TIL the sons are Welsh.

Jakorat, in incest

Mother fuckers

jayrhacker, in incest

And that's before Lot's daughters got him drunk so they couldā€¦ prevent the extinction of the species.

j4yt33,

Yes daddy Lot

Ertebolle, in incest

Todd: Daddy, if Cain and Abel were Adam and Eveā€™s only children, how did they make more babies?

Rod: Did they make babies with their mother, or with each other?

Ned Flanders: Your mouth is hoping for a soaping boy. Now stop asking silly questions and go kill your brother!

Muetzenman, in incest
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Wasnā€™t there people outside the garden? I think it stood somewhere that they met people after leaving the garden.

fidodo,

The fuck did they come from?

Muetzenman,
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Donā€™t know wasnā€™t there but Genesis 4 definitly speaks about other people because Cain has a wife and his sons married some women who were not mentioned before.

pazukaza,

It isnā€™t explained. They were there when Adam and Eve were expelled. Which means they were kinda like an experiment for God.

But God is all-knowing, he basically set a trap on them knowing the outcome. He knew he was going to punish humanity even before he created the universe.

ā€œJusr wait until I create these mofos, the ass whooping Iā€™m gonna give themā€¦ Fucking hell, I love working in mysterious waysā€

NattyNatty2x4,

But God is all-knowing, he basically set a trap on them knowing the outcome. He knew he was going to punish humanity even before he created the universe.

Genesis still has some remnants of when yahweh wasnā€™t triple-omni. E.g. when he comes into the garden of eden after they ate the fruit, he asks what have they done as if he didnā€™t know yet. So he likely isnā€™t omniscient in the lore yet. If we wanted to be charitable, heā€™s just a sociopath here, and not a sadist that created a species already knowing heā€™s gonna punish them forever

Gutotito,
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A lot of the early books come from a time before the church decided to make Abrahamic religions monotheistic. YHWH was once the Hebrew god of war; a god within a pantheon of others. In that context, it makes sense that the other gods would have been doing their own thing. Another good example is GEN 3:22.

Gutotito, in incest
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Then we repeated it with Noah. The Bible is big on incest.

Wirrvogel,
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The story about the arc is more modern than one might think:

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/32361cfb-2060-4782-a74d-899dd9fe3250.png

linkipinki, in incest

Forthermore, one of the brothers kills the other and is then Banished into the wilderness.

Perhaps this is the point where the theory of evolution and the Bible agree, and humans do indeed descend from apes.

Wirrvogel, in incest
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I got thrown out of Confirmation class when I asked about that, luckily my parents laughed and said I should keep asking questions.

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