DragonTypeWyvern,

As someone that actually enjoys receiving random BBQ sauces as gifts, this is a great way to end a relationship.

Bytemeister,

Anyone else getting Prairie Home Companion vibes from this?

jettrscga,

I love the mental image of someone looking you dead in the eye as they hand you a gift that says “Need a gift idea?”

errer,

One year recently my dad got me, a 40 year old man, six jars of mustard for my birthday. That was my only birthday gift from him. I think he might have read a label like this.

agamemnonymous,
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The same mustard? Were they/it good mustard(s)?

errer,

The same mustard. Better than average mustard?

FlyingSquid,
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My Dad loved the horrific English spread, Marmite. But he didn’t eat it very often. Every year, my mother would give him a wrapped present of a jar of Marmite. The same jar that was already in the fridge.

son_named_bort,

But I wanted catsup.

holycrap,

Less wasteful than most of the rest of the gifts

takeda,

You never know. Maybe behind that label it recommends a romantic trip for two?

Sanctus,
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Maybe your mental faculties will ketchup this year

agamemnonymous,
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It has natural mellowing agents.

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