STUPIDVIPGUY,

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod,
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Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY,

thank god I have IBS

embit,

Titta my shitta

plain_and_simply,

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

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RyruGrr,

I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.

TheGoldenGod,
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Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

Tordtorden,

I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the “titta” absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

Heisme,
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They should have used their poop knife.

TheGoldenGod,
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Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

weirdly_austin,
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Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that’s so far out… that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

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