These people don’t stop existing after college, either.
If you want the starter pack for their middle-aged evolution, exchange the hoodie for a thrift store blazer, give them an entry level Fiat 500, and witness how they manage to work their way into any conversation only to interject with “words of wisdom” from the last 200 page “How to fix your business” book they bought at a seminar they payed $200 to go to, but didn’t actually attend, because it was in Vegas and they spent all their time on comp’d drinks and nickel slots.