Just Plain Terrifying

I was cleaning out a chemical storage closet at work. A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers. I picked one up (bare handed) and sat it down in the grass. About thirty seconds later, I noticed the steam boiling up from around the bottom of the container. This is about 45 seconds worth of contact.

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

OSHA is the real culprit of the current world dumpster fires. Stoping natural selection has its consequences

Edit: omg do.I need.to.include S/ everytime?! it was clearly a joke

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Why is it always the people who most need OSHA who want it removed.

Why is it always the least fit people who want to promote survival of the fittest?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Dude. If I could guarantee that my sacrifice would also remove some N>1 number of dumbshits who shouldn’t be contributing to the ecological load the Earth’s ecosystem is bearing, I’d volunteer.

The Idiocracy intro got a lot of things right.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Throwing babies in the deep end is how you get a lot of dead babies who would have grown up to be excellent swimmers.

Like, you fail to understand that youre first on the chopping block if we start to push darwinism. You wouldn’t be sacrificing yourself, you’d just be the first to go.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Maybe? Natural selection seems to work for the rest of everything in nature. But humans are special, aren’t we? Above nature; different rules apply to us, nature itself treats us differently.

I do agree that humans are fundamentally different in that more of our individual value is learned than inherited. OTOH, more of our value is learned than inherited, and that’s where the problem lies. It’s not there genes, it’s the parents and the parenting. I’m not suggesting we’ll improve humanity by removing stupidity through evolution; I’m saying there are a lot of people who I don’t believe are fit to raise children. And there’s a corpus of examples that could support that argument; how about that guy who literally shook his infant to death last week? Good father, him?

I’m not a parent myself, and I will never be one. Maybe I’d make a good father, maybe not. But I’m not breeding, so taking me out doesn’t affect the gene pool; I’m not playing in the gene pool.

And, no, I did not misunderstand the point. What I said was that if I could get a guarantee that others would also be removed, I’d volunteer to be in the group.

That was hyperbole, BTW; if I really believed it, I’d go to a Trump rally with a bunch of C4 and ball bearings wrapped around my torso. Even if I were an Einstein, it’d be a net benefit to humanity.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Lol well, fair enough!

I still aggressively assert that it still benefits humanity to protect each other, even people who don’t know they need it.

But that’s a pretty reasonable response, I have to admit lol

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Ah, but I agree with you! It’s commendable that we care for our weak who would otherwise die.

The other wolf, though, thinks there’s a good chance the stupid are going to drive us to extinction.

Thanks for not taking offense when you legitimately could have. Reason 1 why Lemmy > Reddit.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to remove it dude that was a joke dumbass

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Poe’s Law, in action

Thcdenton,
hellfire103,

HCl‽ Jaysus…

BreadOven,

Depends on the concentration, but usually not something you want on yourself.

hellfire103,

I know. I’ve worked with it myself, and I once accidentally inhaled a small volume of it.

A-Level chemistry, innit.

AlexanderESmith,

I can't let this interrobang go unmentioned/unappreciated. Good to see you, old friend...

cyborganism,

I thought it was terrifying because this was a footprint of someone who was lurking around your house, looking through your windows.

guy_threepwood,

And how long had they been standing there on one leg to cause the grass to grow around them?

magnolia_mayhem,
dhtseany,

That sounds like poor storage and containment procedures. You contacted OSHA about the incident, right?

KnightontheSun,

By OSHA, you mean Lemmy right?

Then yes, OSHA was contacted.

magnolia_mayhem,

This is the family farm. I AM THE OSHA

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar
thefartographer,

Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)

Tar_alcaran,

Mike can fuck right off.

thefartographer, (edited )

Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.

There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero warnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.

Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.

LemmyKnowsBest,

chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.

Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm

batmaniam,

My dad was a farmer. I AM AN ORPHAN.

Edit: Ok, I feel bad. But like… I know one dumbass with a cough that won’t go away (7 years and counting) because they wouldn’t effing listen to me about DE, another who rolled his tractor on to himself and died. Don’t take it lightly man. The bill always comes due. We all do what we have to, lord knows I’ve done some dumb shit, but it ain’t cute to dismiss it.

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