I backed my car into a cop car the other day...
KonalaKoala, (edited ) 
You are lucky the cop didn’t get out of their car, come to your driver’s side window, and point a gun at you yelling, “GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!”, while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.
Schorsch, Found the US citizen, I guess.
(Risky comment, I know. Pls don’t roast me. )
NucleusAdumbens, Boom, roasted
Schorsch, Look, I said don’t! And I was nice about it!!
EleventhHour, (edited ) 
It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK
Kraven_the_Hunter, Sometimes.
Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?
EleventhHour, It’s all good,
You just laughed it off,
It was all ok
WarmSoda, [record scratch] I took a potted plant out to the woods and set it free
EleventhHour, I’m gonna tell the owners
just how nice
that was of me
WarmSoda, You guys are awesome
EleventhHour, ❤️ hope you feel better!
WarmSoda, I’ll float on, it’s ok
Delonix, Better hope it was native or that lyric is very irresponsible.
WarmSoda, You’re right. I doubt he checked the little plastic thing stuck in the soil with it.
the_toast_is_gone, And we’ll all float on agai-ain
And we’ll all float on again
And we’ll all float on agai-ain
And we’ll all float on anyway, well
EvilEyedPanda, Don’t worry, even if things end up a bit, too heavy we’ll all float on, alright!
brbposting, How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times
WarmSoda, Be…cause it’s a song you heard a lot?
I’m just guessing tho
brbposting, But never really _ heard_ apparently
WarmSoda, Gotcha. Nice, that whole album is great. The albums before are arguably even better.
HATEFISH, How fucked are you?
WarmSoda, Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.
unreachable, 
Luminocta, Gracious hostility, love it.
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