TexasDrunk, (edited ) Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.
xorollo, And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?
TexasDrunk, No word yet.
TexasDrunk, He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.
xorollo, Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?
TexasDrunk, Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.
Thanks for the heads up!
radicalautonomy, (edited ) No one believes me, but I swear one time the store’s lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.
MacNCheezus, Probably because you forgot to take a picture
radicalautonomy, This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.
waz, There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.
MacNCheezus, If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…
mechoman444, Is that the gas station from my house.wad?
linkinkampf19, Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.
linkinkampf19, Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.
Viking_Hippie, Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
linkinkampf19, Only if it’s the BFG9000.
ramius345,
linkinkampf19, Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.
iamjackflack, Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right
linkinkampf19, Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.
iamjackflack, Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…
linkinkampf19, memory=entryrrrr////// triggered
birbalkumar, Choosing wisely is crucial when it comes to financial decisions. If you’re in California and need quick cash, consider a payday loan with instant funding to a debit card. It’s a convenient option for those unexpected expenses that can’t wait. Always ensure you understand the terms and choose a reputable lender to avoid potential pitfalls.
notanaltaccount, Die mart. I would be curious to know if the title was just beijg edgy.
Dasus, Tit loans please.
Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.
MacNCheezus, Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1ac13995-d65f-406f-9ad6-1a67da1bcb33.webp
Dasus, Those are like K or L cups lol.
MacNCheezus, No, K cups look like this:
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f5f5ff6c-a065-4487-886e-4e5832524079.jpeg
Viking_Hippie, Last time I send you bra shopping!
Siegfried, I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here
stoy, I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.
StThicket, Hell means luck in Norse.
MacNCheezus, That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).
davidagain, Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.
captain_aggravated, I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.
match, Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)
FiniteBanjo, The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png
mechoman444, My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.
FiniteBanjo, Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).
Thcdenton,
FiniteBanjo, Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.
Thcdenton, Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk
FiniteBanjo, You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.
Thcdenton,
simple, Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there
ThrowawaySobriquet, It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
Etterra, Potassium vaccines.
roguetrick, (edited ) Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.
Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.
gnutrino, Dice, obviously.
Frozengyro, You can only get one though.
pacmondo, Its just german, it says “The Mart”
Viking_Hippie, Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d2dcd3-6a86-47a1-977a-25e79a96a05b.jpeg
errer, Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!
Viking_Hippie, Natürlich!
Etterra, Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.
toomanypancakes, Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost
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