Bonehead

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Bonehead,

Oh how the times have changed...I thought they were Viagra.

Bonehead,

But 13 months of 28 days is only 364 days. After 28 years, the months would be shifted and the seasons would no longer line up, which throws off a whole lot of stuff that needs proper timing like farming. It's not perfect, but the current calender is the way it is for a reason.

Bonehead,

Ok, I think I like this idea now. Where do I sign up?

Bonehead,

Neither are correct for a work email. If you want to say "for fuck's sakes", instead say "as per our earlier discussion".

Follow for more tips on how to insult people professionally in a work environment.

Bonehead,

If I get up at 4am, I'm going to bed at 8pm. So I'm not saving any time, I'm stealing time from my evening to work in the morning. That's what it ultimately comes down to...stealing personal time to spend on working...

Bonehead,

It's ok...you don't need to do that here. You can let the pain out...

Bonehead,

I think you just discovered "Don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough." You need to start using it to work out the kinks anyways.

Bonehead,

She's a graduate of the Tony Robbins School Of Public Speaking.

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