CoolMatt

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CoolMatt,

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I’m about to cum buckets?

Hmm…

CoolMatt,

Just curious about why you need toast AND pancakes, not just one or the other?

CoolMatt,

Pancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.

CoolMatt,

Sorry I spelled hashbrowns wrong.

Let me rephrase; why do you like both toast AND hashbrowns?

CoolMatt,

I see, the four flavours on your plate each get paired up with another.

I, a 170lb 6’2" dude , have to choose one carb over the other because I can’t stomach both, but I notice it’s common for menu items to have toast on the side of another type of grain, so I figured it must be for a reason

CoolMatt,

I would love to see the looks on their poor faces when they witness this.

CoolMatt,

Or next thing ya know, it turns out the brick has bluetooth too and is required to connect to the phone in order to charge it during normal use, so OP’d have to pair it with the phone as well in order to power the headphones, further reinforcing the locals.

CoolMatt,

69

CoolMatt,

Just gonna play devils advocate and say they both involve entering without permission…

CoolMatt,

I turn screws as part of my job and can’t eait to try this

CoolMatt,

Wait, it’s like this is some sort of joke or circle jerk because two people made the exact same “who tf is…” comment, just with different names.

CoolMatt,

This is why I love Patches for shining light on unknown artists

CoolMatt,

And using three periods instead of one comma

CoolMatt,

With Wiz bulbs,

  • wake up mode when I wake up for work before sunrise, (starts dwith dim blue light that grafually brightens over 30 minutes),
  • 3600k during normal daylight hours,
  • then either fireplace (rotating red, orange, yellow)
  • or sunset mode (yellow, orange, red, pink, and purple) after, well, sunset

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