Kiefciman

@Kiefciman@lemmy.world

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Farting

Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding...

Kiefciman,

But what if the quality and composition of the fecale matter is shittier than shit? Then the fart quality would be compromised

Kiefciman,

How can a man fart at will? Wont he run out of gases eventually? Or swallowing air does the trick? Also now I aapire to become a professional fartist too

Kiefciman,

no homo

Kiefciman,

I shall train hard to achieve this power

Kiefciman,

Give this man a masters degree innfartology

Kiefciman,

Fart towards a lighter and channel the fartflame towards a non-inflamable canvas and enjoy the result

Kiefciman,

“2 guys 1 fart - original mix”

Kiefciman,

Fart into the dutch oven. Give the food a farty taste

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