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Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

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I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

MyFairJulia,
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Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

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Nah, they prefer prescriptivism. Actually, Terf Island still makes sense from that lens.

I’m not sure, but there’s a descriptivism/prescriptivism joke in there somewhere.

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Bee trans Arthur pulls that hairstyle off much better

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You had my interest but now you have my full attention.

MyFairJulia,
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Out of curiosity: What makes The Beatles misogynistic?

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Allowing old DS games to communicate with modern WiFi routers or rather with modern security standards.

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So Saruman can raise Uruk-hai to hopefully defeat Gondor and subjugate Middle-Earth.

Duh!

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YOU CAN’T SAY THE B WORD, THAT’S CLASSIST!

(throws grandma out of the bus)

Mrs. Prager, i’ve done it. I’ve stopped classism!

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I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

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She looks like she’s from the generation that did a lot of those things early in childhood but then discovered the power of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Also let’s be honest: If her kids skipped school to be with their lovers, she wouldn’t support this at all. She probably wouldn’t even support kids skipping school to be politically active.

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