SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

schools started becoming factories for little activist social justice warriors.

Why does education turn people progressive?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I told my landlord this last month and now I’m living in my car.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why are the climate protesters against electric vehicles?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Does the carbon savings make it worth it?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

She’s about to break both his arms.

Then he’ll need his mommy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cum laudely.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Different forum but the same people.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I snort random bags of white powder I find in the New York City subway because I’m cheap and fun.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Isn’t Biden already holding back arms shipments?

Isn’t that why the Republicans are freaking out right now because he isn’t a friend to Israel?

Can you explain because I’m confused.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

So why are the republicans freaking out?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ellen Diogenes?

I like her show.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If she’s ten Drake is into that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If borg takes drugs are they all high?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

She has a PhD in failing acts of political theatre.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Dr. Frankenstein builds them too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They should vote Marjorie Taylor Greene in as speaker.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a2d684b-fe08-43a5-b7e3-398361e6e2e6.jpeg

When it comes looking for child support nine months later.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Poor King Chuckles.

He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Isn’t he dead?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The NYPD need to find themselves a modern day Goebbels to help with their films.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

…and that’s just Jr.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I have to finish off this game, I remember the first half being really fun.

Gaming with ADD is challenging sometimes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I exclusively reserve my hyper-focus for existential dread and crippling anxiety.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah, I love that feedback loop of not sleeping because you’re anxious and anxious because you’re not sleeping.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, (edited )

You seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

boomer ass-joke

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I tell her that everyday.

It’s part of what makes our bond so special.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

2024 is going to turn into a shit show of people making deep fakes and people accusing other of it, right?

We’re in the post-truth era for photos, video and audio now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is it for the hostages the Palestinians took or the ones the Israelis took?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s not a crime to fuck them or to pay them to be silent about it.

He’s on trial for fraud with where he got the money from which is funny.

If the ‘billionaire’ paid for it out of pocket I don’t think anything that happened would be illegal.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Who are you voting for?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They should bring in a behaviourist, snapping can quickly lead to biting.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’ve been working my way through Atari 2600 games right now, they have over 500 to choose from!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Have you actually tried gaslighting someone before?

All this pop psychology makes it seem like it is way easier then it really is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you gaslighting me right now?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d be very angry with you if you didn’t put that tone indicator in your comment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I didn’t say they were successful.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I could answer but I charge $250 an hour and don’t accept any insurance or credit cards.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah the notch was a couple generations back so I’d put it back too, the dynamic island is much better

-Sent from my iPhone

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Expert mode fleshlight.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cool.

Who are you voting for?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Who you vote for is your business but if it’s not Biden for this election then you’re a Republican with extra steps.

There’s no need to get pissy about a simple question.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Then scroll past and move on with your life.

There’s nothing stopping you.

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