Slovene

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Slovene,

Just replace the treats with alcohol.

Slovene,

People really shouldn’t skip meetings with their psycho the rapist.

Slovene,

The chaotic evil is a great position for throatfucking. Yeah, I watch way too much porn.

Slovene,

I’m not the only one who sees a shark with its jaws opened, right?

Slovene,

Or is it another homemade submersible?

Slovene,

Chuck Beary should switch to the guitar.

Slovene,

You don’t have to eat a bird’s one. Like that Emo Philips joke: my sister made some eggs, so we cooked them.

Slovene,

Is ‘mental discharge’ ectoplasm?

Slovene,

Yeah, it makes it less shitty when knowing how desperate she is.

/s

Slovene,

Ten IS smaller than 3. No. 3 at least gets the bronze medal, what does 10 get? They explained it well with the rainbow. On top of the rainbow are 1, 2 and 3 and then all the lower numbers from 4 onwards are below them.

Slovene,

So much for the tolerant left … 🙄

/s

Slovene,

There’s also a vid of a dolphin using a beheaded fish as a fleshlight.

Slovene,

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

Slovene,

I don’t know how you girls walk around with those things …

Slovene,

Well, yeah, because in dudes they’re called duderuses.

Slovene,

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck!

Slovene,

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

Slovene,

I bet people are putting them in the “fake” side as a joke.

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