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myusernameis,

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

myusernameis,

During lockdown I tried making fruit wine without doing enough reading. It smelled like acetone and I’m pretty sure it was lightly poisonous. He can have that recipe if he wants.

myusernameis,

“Wow, they sure did eat a lot of stickers.”

myusernameis,

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

myusernameis, (edited )

Because he paid a pornstar, Tobequiet.

Edit: Just finishing the TMNT song to appease my compulsions y’all. I understand the the legal case is more complicated.

myusernameis,

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

myusernameis,

mass transport

There’s definitely a joke here somewhere…

myusernameis,

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing…

myusernameis,

Dude, it’s been an hour already, are you going to let us know or … Oh.

myusernameis,

Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.

myusernameis,

Ooohh… With a nitro dispense system, yes please.

myusernameis,

You’d need a creamer nozzle (like used for Guinness Draft) and a very cold line chiller, but it just might work. Kegging the milk would be the hard part, but it could be done.

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