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too_high_for_this,

That is absolutely the wrong hill to die on.

too_high_for_this,

Nah, just an asshole.

too_high_for_this, (edited )

You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

too_high_for_this,

And Winnebago comes from the Algonquin for “the stinky water”.

too_high_for_this,

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

too_high_for_this,

You’re probably safe unless you’re doing a terrorism or something.

But… Why are you asking here, of all places?

too_high_for_this,

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

too_high_for_this,

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

too_high_for_this,

Satanists don’t really believe in Satan. The Satanic Temple is basically the religious embodiment of the ACLU. They’re currently raising funds for The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. They also run After School Satan in schools that have religious based after school programs.

The Church of Satan is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

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