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Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.

Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”

“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.

gasp my gluten allergy.

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in *nonchalant whistling*

That kidz bop joke is so good that I can’t even argue in favor of “bop” as I intended to.

Gullible, to politics in Trump is “absolutely” immune for “official acts” on Jan 6th, SCOTUS rules

Biden, I urge you to, once your cold has passed, begin officially eating treasonous Supreme Court justices. Who’s going to say it’s unconstitutional? Not the Supreme food Court.

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in *nonchalant whistling*

Ni__a and slut, in that order. I’m getting all of this thirdhand. TikTok is beyond salvation.

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in *nonchalant whistling*

ahem grape, unalive, r*dditor, 🅱️🅱️, sewerslide, bop.

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in Live your best life

Exactly. Sometimes you require only a texture and cauliflower runs the gamut from crunchy to creamy. I don’t want to stock my fridge with 400 ingredients and let indecision lead them all to the dumpster, so a daily driver like cauliflower is incredibly useful. Learning to mix colors is fundamental to painting. Same premise here.

Gullible, to 196 in rule
Gullible, to 196 in rule

There’s so much expectation and trust put upon terrestrial pets. The only pet that I haven’t asked something to the effect of “why would you do that?” or “what did you expect to happen?” was a goldfish. RIP Goldie. Your only mistake was naïveté to cannibalism.

Gullible, to politics in We Just Watched a Warmongering Foreign Lobbyist Group Buy a Seat in Congress

They did it for a bit, and assuredly for a bit. And yes, they were famous for a bit. If you can find a Lemmbin server 2 weeks behind on its queue, you might find the bits.

Gullible, to politics in We Just Watched a Warmongering Foreign Lobbyist Group Buy a Seat in Congress

If it wasn’t you then someone else named themselves Maeve (famous) for a bit.

Gullible, to politics in We Just Watched a Warmongering Foreign Lobbyist Group Buy a Seat in Congress

You’ve described literally every conceivable situation in politics. You should switch it to “Maeve (quotable)” next.

Gullible, to politics in We Just Watched a Warmongering Foreign Lobbyist Group Buy a Seat in Congress

Simply running a campaign into the ground and then quietly moving the money into different accounts after a couple of years is incredibly popular as well. The US is terrible at tracking defunct campaign accounts.

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy is the best social media

The rarity of trolls is nice. The near absence of advertising accounts is immeasurably gratifying. Valuing both privacy and Linux is…

Gullible, to 196 in Internet wizard rule

Google: “It’s free real estate.”

Gullible, to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Every time she puts on her Jammies, I imagine she’s excited to wake up 160 dollars richer.

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