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Zier, 9 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Nutella

"Did you just shove your wiener in my nutella? You dirty, dirty boy!!"

Zier, 10 hours ago to politics in The President Can Now Assassinate You, Officially

Move them to Florida or Alabama.

Zier, 1 day ago to lemmyshitpost in Hello I think you'll love this house.

There was a clearance sale on windows.

Zier, 4 days ago to politics in Oklahoma state superintendent announces all schools must incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in curriculums | CNN

Illegal.
Christian fascists will lose.

Zier, 5 days ago to politics in Marjorie Taylor Greene rages at "scary" drag queens lobbying Congress & demands "protection"

She is a blob of Silly Putty in a dress.

Zier, 5 days ago to politics in Marjorie Taylor Greene rages at "scary" drag queens lobbying Congress & demands "protection"

Run for Congress and all your dreams can come true.

Zier, 6 days ago to movies in What's the worst hacking scene from any movie or show?

In the mystery series My Life Is Murder, Madison puts a thumb drive into someone's laptop and presto she is typing, downloads and is finished in 60 seconds. No guessing a password or searching for files. Just shoves it in and takes it out. This happens in most episodes of the current season.

Zier, 7 days ago to politics in Dr. Phil's staged interview with Donald Trump is a sign of the grim political theater to come

Dr "please come on my show so I can scream at you" is a waste of space.
Stop watching the Oprah rejects. Phil & Oz did nothing to help people, just enrich themselves & their HUGE egos.

Zier, 7 days ago to lemmyshitpost in We cater any event!

JIM?!??
Oh I have had enough of Jim. What an utter, complete...
Wait. Which Jim are we talking about? It's not Jim with the big D is it?
BRB

Zier, 8 days ago to lemmyshitpost in We cater any event!

What??
NO!
Don't be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea?
Are you even serious right now???
I mean, I have no words...
A horse funeral, who even does that!

Zier, 8 days ago to politics in Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law Signals a Broader Christian Agenda

1870. Possibly even 870 CE.

Zier, 10 days ago to politics in Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law Signals a Broader Christian Agenda

You don't need a DeLorean to go back in time, you just need a bus ticket to Louisiana.

Zier, 17 days ago to politics in Donald Trump said Joan Rivers voted for him in 2016. She died in 2014

With 3 barbed dildos at the same time.

Zier, 25 days ago to lgbtq_plus in Happy Pride Everyone!

We live in "The Onion" now!
Aliens will never visit our planet because of this.

Zier, 25 days ago to lgbtq_plus in Happy Pride Everyone!

Cool.
Now use bible pages at chickfila to clog their toilets.