July 1st rule
If insane, go into politics rule (lemmy.world)
She thirsty, not hungry (lemmy.world)
CAM ON (lemmy.world)
"You see, laddie, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square." (lemmy.world)
Back in the day bonus:...
Block rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Image transcription: a post from @xed.bsky.social that says: “i never block anyone” is the social media equivalent of taking floor drugs