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mhredox, Holy diver.
Aggravationstation, Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee
Spaghetti_Hitchens, Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?
Jesus: I’ve always wanted to fly.
HonkTonkWoman, Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.
LinkOpensChest_wav, “This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?”
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