5714,

@EherVielleicht Was machst du wieder für Sachen?

EherVielleicht,

Es kam über mich…

5714,

So genau wollte ich das jetzt schonnicht wissen…

avater, (edited )
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

How do you masturbate not furiously?

RIP_Cheems,
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What the fuck did I just read?

rustyfish,
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Just a normal day on a German train. Don’t think about it too much.

Gullible,

The fourth most reposted copypasta on the internet.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s pretty nsfw ngl

Gullible,

If you think that’s nsfw, don’t even consider viewing this.

wander1236,
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Why would you post this

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Woah there, should’ve tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image.

Annoyed_Crabby,

What’s the first 3?

Gullible,

Gorilla warfare, grandpa was a smoker, and vaporeon.

SeabassDan,

Navy seals isn’t up there anymore?

ZycroNeXuS,

Gorilla warfare is the Navy Seals one, under a different name.

FilthyShrooms,

I’ve never heard of gorilla warfare or the grandpa one. Navy seals one is definitely more well known

Edit: unless the gorilla one is the one about dropping an angry gorilla at your ex’s door, but even then navy seals is more well known

TheRealLinga,

OoOoOo are you two gonna start arguing over which thing is more well known? Give me a minute to get the popcorn!!!

Gullible,

I’ve only ever seen a few iterations of the guided gorilla attack. No, I was referencing my favorite part of the navy seal pasta, the master of gorilla warfare.

TxzK,

A very old and slightly overused copypasta

LinkOpensChest_wav,
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Happens every time I ride the train tbh

Cover_czar,
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Except its not porn

LinkOpensChest_wav,
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That’s what I mean when people see me getting on the train they all start masturbating /s

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