root_beer,

Staring at Seymour right between his steamed hams

kandoh,

What do you guys think was the funnier bit?

Steamed hams or Doctor Zaius?

LEONHART,

Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

archonet,

Au– AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your rectum?

… Yes.

… May I see it?

… Yes.

einfach_orangensaft,
spread,
Chef,
MadBob,

I actually sort of recognise his sinewiness from his arsehole. That’s grim.

root_beer,

RIP Kirk

samus12345,
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Digital_man,

“Ooooh that’s good shit posting”

mmmmm,

Localized ENTIRELY within your anus

some_guy,

Aurora Borealis is happening in your asshole at this time of year?

Yes.

May I see it?

May you ever!

samus12345,
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CodexArcanum,
Johnathan_Snake,

AURORA BOREALIS

CptnSmash,

AURORA BOREANUS

samus12345,
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joyjoy,

This is an unforgettable prostate exam.

bleistift2,

But the easiest you’ll ever get. Imagine like they had known BDSM people around hospitals who would come for prostate exam training. Students then level up from Gotse-easy to regular-hard.

GregorGizeh,

I think the only way to make a professional situation in which you have one or more fingers up someone else’s asshole while not being a sex worker, more uncomfortable, is if they would be aroused by it.

EdibleFriend,
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I am immature as fuck and this is the funniest god damn thing ive seen in a long time.

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