Who would win?
kworpy, The fuck is a “trained” police officer?
flambonkscious, European?
Buffaloaf, Because European cops never do anything wrong
flambonkscious, Not at all! But, they generally get a decent amount of training - unlike the ~6 weeks they get, here in NZ!
noxy, 
police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut
Event_Horizon, Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.
Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)
Coincidence? 🤔
ULS, Def not the guy in the back seat. Speaking of that what did he have? Autism? Gay? Black? Just plain old didn’t fit in with the norm?
noxy, acorn cuz a cop couldn’t hit an acorn once even if they went through their entire presinct’s ammo supply
TheObviousSolution, Acorn uses decoy black guy already detained in police car. It’s super effective!
mechoman444, Trained, in this context is such a strong word.
cordlesslamp, It doesn’t said “well trained” tho.
rickyrigatoni, They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.
nexguy, 
When a tree teabags you you should definitely unload on it.
raynethackery, I don’t know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.
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