Just thinking about what to cook
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
These are my ingredients. Any ideas?
PoopSpiderman, I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.
Imgonnatrythis, Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.
TotalFat, Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
wizardbeard, Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
catsdoingcatstuff, Salad
TheCheddarCheese, 
cake. obviously. duh.
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
dopeshark, 
I wonder what movie would they watch
nifty, 
Fantasia
RizzRustbolt, Prey.
It’s fantastic.
ICastFist, 
Do they prey on sausages?
lostme, If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming
PrimeMinisterKeyes,
Mr_Blott, You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
hperrin, That’s my kind of pig.
HootinNHollerin, Lincoln log cabin
smuuthbrane, 
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
hungryphrog, Beans.
dutchkimble, Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
altima_neo, 
Glizzidgerator
JoShmoe, It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
TwoBeeSan, Life lesson.
wabafee, (edited ) 
Circle of uhh life.
krippix, Wurstfach
GiddyGap, Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.
Ilovethebomb, Gristle and noses.
Agent641, The noses make it smell good
lightnegative, Beef?
In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
Bleach7297, 
Burgers it is!
Jubei_K_08, You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.
yarr, https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/7f70cc62-aef0-4473-95cf-e1a6aea916ff.jpeg
bro we should meet up
saigot, Some beans would go hard with that.
ObviouslyNotBanana, As long as I can wear my jants
Agent641, Psychologist: Denim fridge isn’t real, it can’t hurt you!
Jridge:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1e591029-4850-4ca4-9412-fe33b38af877.jpeg
(This is not AI, its real)
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