RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

I have reynaud’s.

You have no power over me.

RizzRustbolt,

He didn’t play a black guy in Coming to America.

RizzRustbolt,

You’d think the same would have happened to the E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy devs, but they’re all still coolsies with each other.

RizzRustbolt,

20 joints?

That’s not nearly enough to share with everyone.

RizzRustbolt,

According to a 230 year old linear function.

RizzRustbolt,

He’s pretty famous for making portraits. Here’s his portrait of Idris Elba.

RizzRustbolt,

He has a lot of upper class clients who he paints just as … starkly as the king’s portrait.

It is very much on purpose.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s a startling amount of self-awareness from him.

RizzRustbolt,

Welcome to the circus, Ralph.

Now say goodbye.

RizzRustbolt,

Remember: When you make fun of rednecks, you make fun of Dale.

RizzRustbolt,

Dolly’s a hick. Rebecca’s the Redneck.

RizzRustbolt,

The Miley Cyrus to Dolly’s Hannah Montana.

RizzRustbolt,

Turns out that Moderate heavy states like Ohio, Indiana, and Michigan don’t want to vote for a felon that threatens to jail his enemies.

RizzRustbolt,

I prefer “kabloingie”, personally.

RizzRustbolt,

Obviously the wizards will do it.

RizzRustbolt,

Wizards don’t have a regulatory board. It was liquidated.

RizzRustbolt,

Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That’s most pleasant meeting I’ve ever had with a boss.

RizzRustbolt,

“Inessential”? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

RizzRustbolt,

That’s where clover and wild strawberry come in to play.

RizzRustbolt,

Everybody’s a critic.

RizzRustbolt,

Do you have just like a trillion gifs saved somewhere, or do you make them on demand?

RizzRustbolt,

Not many people know this, but Kansas is actually oriented at 45 degree angle to the rest of the United States.

RizzRustbolt,

And vibrantly rainbow colored in various areas.

RizzRustbolt,

Twas the original purpose of natural philosophers to find proof of God’s existence.

RizzRustbolt,

Drove home from work, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

RizzRustbolt,

Personally, I’m hoping he shits himself to death on live television at the convention.

RizzRustbolt,

Bible-infused

All textbooks now made from old ground up bibles.

RizzRustbolt,

Rastafarians are christian. And farther to the right than most republicans.

RizzRustbolt,

Folks on Steam: set up tents and lawnchairs

RizzRustbolt,

He can’t get re-elected without moderates.

They just left, and screaming bloody murder at them isn’t going to get them back.

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