I tried touching grass, but I don't think it worked out well for the grass

joyjoy, 2 months ago

It’s greener because it’s covered in shit.

Sam_Bass, 2 months ago

Someone should drill that into the minds of the military

some_guy, 2 months ago

First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!

vind, 2 months ago

This is the second comment I’ve seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?

quicksand, 2 months ago

I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person

some_guy, 2 months ago

No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I’ve been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.

vind, 2 months ago

Fair enough

sentient_loom, 2 months ago

Did you get the grass’ consent before you touched it?

idunnololz, 2 months ago

I molested grass.

norbert, 2 months ago

Grass hates moles.

RavindraNemandi, 2 months ago

Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!