femboy_bird,

No if it’s not banned it’s mandatory, the gater demands a sacrifice

Demdaru,

Reminds me of some drama where woman yeeted her child to the dingos…“But others were doing that (holding babies on thebother side of fence) too!”. We are lost as a species.

snek, (edited )
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Donkter,

That’s not an alligator, that’s some sort of unholy abomination.

jaybone,

Did Florida ban this yet?

Ghostwurm,
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Insert Florida abortion politics joke

adj16,

You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court

Resol,
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Is it just me, or does it look like the baby is peeing from the back of its ankle?

Man, I have an incredibly filthy brain.

boatsnhos931,

I shall name hims SIM-BA!! Jk Moses sounds super straight

random_character_a,
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Thats where give treats at the petting zoo

FilthyShrooms,

Waiter waiter! Please, another child!

Sianna,

No slash means it’s mandatory.

Ilovethebomb,

God Damnit Steve, I can’t believe we had to put up a sign about this.

Kolanaki,
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No cancel sign means they are commanding you to feed your baby to the gators.

melpomenesclevage,

I’m so sorry honey. The sign said I had to.

samus12345,
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I think they’re encouraging visitors to help enrichment for the gators by playing “bite the feet off the child” with them.

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