He may try to sleep with you
altima_neo, 
Pinklink, I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though
fl42v,
toynbee, I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don’t want to pigeonhole) is saying “Kevin” rather than being labeled such. I didn’t get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.
abbadon420, Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.
valid,
someguy3, Luckily a door will stop him.
protist, But…he’s already through the door…
stoicmaverick, Not my butthole door.
DenizEfe, 
Hear me out
DenizEfe, He looks breedable
Daxter101, I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.
Sunsethughes, Those fingers though
PhlubbaDubba, At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!
fl42v, That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well
distantsounds, There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin
paddirn, Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.
sxan, 
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
GluWu, Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
stoicmaverick, Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
GluWu, FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
stoicmaverick, *runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.
sxan, This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.
stoicmaverick, No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.
Feathercrown, That’s a cool looking dog
Nom, 451966
FlyingSquid, 
Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59224f74-1d41-440d-b0f3-b5e8614e0b9c.png
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning
FlyingSquid, Kevin sings when Kevin wants.
ComradeR, No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…
MonkderDritte, Thanks no, he snores.
fossilesque, 
Drake
Thcdenton, I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.
Crackhappy, 
Snuggle buddy for life!
Thcdenton, 🥰
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