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Hey I’ve got two machine guns on my feet watch out buddy edit link

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I’m worried about all y’all 3s

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Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that

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A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”

Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”

He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”

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I’m not sure Neelix is the adult in this relationship

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I know some people who would’ve preferred sand. My nephew had a cat food phase.

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i bet she owns some stock in a corporation you shopped at this week better watch out transphobe

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why does the center simply not eat the kicker

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is there a difference between hillbillies and hill folk or is that just playing with words

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A while back they made this joke contest for a toilet with a footrest and a seat like a gaming chair, and it came with an Xbox and a TV, and me and the ibd gang got a little too excited.

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and that’s why you turn off your high beams when you see oncoming traffic

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he doesn’t need to write that in. the VA will do it anyways.

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there were dicks in the shower scene?

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I’ma go on a limb and speculate: entire damn programming industry has decided that, rather than listen to their customers and sell complete products, they would rather provide inferior Shit as a Service because it brings in more revenues.

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Dude, if every coder had the same opinion this would be a straight line. You start paying the techbros in stock and they start putting profit over everything else too.

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It was a House guy who thought Guam could flip over, right? Because that one is up there.

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Yeah I like to claim humor after I was a public idiot too. No one believes it either.

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Those threads with “fixed it!” and no instructions? If they’re on reddit, I’m posting “I deleted system32 and the problem went away!”

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the nagus’s assman needed rescuing so much

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33550336 is pretty odd. look at those pairs. they must be fuckin.

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You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.

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why does your chair have bones at all, let alone fucking bones. What animal did you build it out of and why do you sit on a throne of skulls anyways

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at least they figured out skulls are made of memory bone back in the 1600s. way more comfy

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Ritter, a former United Nations Special Commission weapons inspector, U.S. Marine Corps intelligence officer, and a convicted sex offender,

please keep him

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Of course fucking Sarbanes is on the list

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I only did that for a decade before switching to a cash basis field. It was so good for my sanity.

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when people stop being exploited then I’ll worry about the animals.

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He’s from florida. You can’t have a VP nominee and a presidential nominee from the same state. And trump ain’t from NY. Easy solution.

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go for it. challenge it in court. I’m sure your pro se filing will win.

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who said I was joking? stop whinging and nut up.

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