basketugly,

Smoke that shit dawg!

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!

ReeSilva,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

ordinary branch from an ordinary USA tree

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Did you take that from a Child in a Scottie Pippen Jersey?

hungryphrog,

✋😧🤚 pls don’t shoot

TwoBeeSan,

STOP RESISTING

FlihpFlorp,

Wield your relic with justice chosen

OldManBOMBIN,

Seek stick

Then,

Behold! Armament.

FlihpFlorp,

HAVE AT THEE!

Quexotic,

… Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was “watch out for cops.”

OldManBOMBIN,

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

Quexotic,

Lol not too sure you’re joking though.

OldManBOMBIN,

lol, nah I’m not a cop

Quexotic,

Much funnier

Jiggle_Physics,

Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

OldManBOMBIN,

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

Jiggle_Physics,

SOP, got it

hakunawazo,

*shoot
FTFY

OldManBOMBIN,

This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for… divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

hakunawazo,

Thanks for explanation.

OldManBOMBIN,

np friendo.

ReeSilva,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

it depends on the kid’s skin color

Jiggle_Physics,

From their reply, I am assuming white

indepndnt,

That is a mighty fine stick gun!

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

hey, watch where you point that thing

gazby,

Pictures you can feel ☺️

ColeSloth,

What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.

Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!

unexposedhazard,

Head to the crosspost at !stick they are more enthusiastic with this.

Coreidan,

Careful where you point that thing

w2tpmf,

You’re YouTube channel has just been demonitized.

OldManBOMBIN,

Joke’s on YouTube; I only have 79 subscribers and can’t even apply for monetization yet, lol

EffortlessEffluvium,

Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

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