basketugly,

Smoke that shit dawg!

Quexotic,

… Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was “watch out for cops.”

OldManBOMBIN,

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

Quexotic,

Lol not too sure you’re joking though.

OldManBOMBIN,

lol, nah I’m not a cop

Quexotic,

Much funnier

Jiggle_Physics,

Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

OldManBOMBIN,

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

Jiggle_Physics,

SOP, got it

hakunawazo,

*shoot
FTFY

OldManBOMBIN,

This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for… divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

hakunawazo,

Thanks for explanation.

OldManBOMBIN,

np friendo.

ReeSilva,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

it depends on the kid’s skin color

Jiggle_Physics,

From their reply, I am assuming white

Hobbes_Dent,

That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

someguy3,

That stick has staying power, a week at least.

unexposedhazard,

Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.

OldManBOMBIN,

There’s a stick community??

lisquid420,
capt_wolf,
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SeekPie,

Went there to subscribe, but turns out I already am lol.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!

ReeSilva,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

ordinary branch from an ordinary USA tree

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Did you take that from a Child in a Scottie Pippen Jersey?

hungryphrog,

✋😧🤚 pls don’t shoot

TwoBeeSan,

STOP RESISTING

FlihpFlorp,

Wield your relic with justice chosen

OldManBOMBIN,

Seek stick

Then,

Behold! Armament.

FlihpFlorp,

HAVE AT THEE!

indepndnt,

That is a mighty fine stick gun!

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

hey, watch where you point that thing

gazby,

Pictures you can feel ☺️

motor_spirit,

Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this…

I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here

OldManBOMBIN,

Somebody reposted my stick? I feel famous.

motor_spirit,
OldManBOMBIN,

Nice. Thanks.

corus_kt,

Hundreds of people worldwide admiring your stick right now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ColeSloth,

What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.

Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!

unexposedhazard,

Head to the crosspost at !stick they are more enthusiastic with this.

Coreidan,

Careful where you point that thing

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