Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

How compelling. Constable, revoke this traitor’s citizenship.

dangblingus,

Yeah. He was selling classified information to Russia and Saudi Arabia.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

And afterward CNN questioned the man, who was clad as a famous nineteenth century British detective, about the appearant absence of feces.

perviouslyiner,
800XL,

Is that orange human scrotum still breathing? Then he’s up to something.

NounsAndWords,

Really? Was it the you hiding boxes of evidence for him that tipped you off?

EatATaco,

What am I missing? In the article it says he was tasked from moving them from a car to a plane. How is that hiding them?

doublejay1999,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

Oh fuck off.

What you suspected was you could trouser £250 for a CNN interview.

twistypencil,

I have no idea what you just said, but I love the idea of trouser bring a verb

Cethin,

I guess it’s the same as “pocket” but maybe for women’s pants that don’t have pockets? Shouldn’t that be “bra” or something though?

thisbenzingring,

Probably a British thing. I think pants is an awkward thing

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Pants is underwear, trousers are pants, super simple

twistypencil,

Don’t forget undertrousers

dangblingus,

Fanny is vagina.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Which I always thought was funny, as at least where I grew up fanny was your ass…

havocpants,

Yes, it’s a weird verb our (UK) tabloid newspapers use for some inexplicable reason. Politicians are always “trousering” cash. It’s not something normal people actually say in conversation.

twistypencil,

It’s also a hilarious word for Americans

mPony,

that’s because “pants” means “underpants” :)

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I don’t know if the headline image would make a better Photoshop contest or meme template.

Either way, Lemmy, do your thing.

Headline Image That Shows for Me (If yours is different/missing)https://tesseract.dubvee.org/image_proxy/dubvee.org/pictrs/image/18acc74a-396c-4064-9dd7-8c108554681e.webp?fallback=true&format=webp

federalreverse,

Maybe…?

hairpiece

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar
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