TransplantedSconie,

cut to interior of a medical practice in the Victorian Era. A doctor covered in blood saws off a leg amidst blood curdling screams

Blood splattered Nurse: " Doctor, why are you performing an amputation? It’s just a simple ankle sprain!"

Doctor:

" This is the state of medicine now! With the implemented laws from the 1800s i have to follow the Republican laws or risk jail! This is what we have to work with here.!"

gestures to crude instruments spattered in blood and gore

Doctor:

“And don’t get me started on womens heathcare!”

cut to a silent graveyard filled with 100s of fresh graves

See? The attack ads write themselves!

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