Biden’s Uncle Probably Wasn’t Eaten by Cannibals, Actually
rigatti, 
I could, however, imagine Joe himself being eaten by MAGA cannibals if he wins the election.
silence7, Per the article:
- His uncle was on a military aircraft in WWII
- The plane crashed in the ocean near an area historically inhabited by cannibals
- The uncle most likely died in the crash
- The uncle’s body was never found
- Nobody asked the cannibals if they ate him
Last time this kind of thing happened, Corn Pop turned out to be real
jonne, So you’re saying there’s a chance?
silence7, It’s physically possible, though there is as-yet no evidence aside from family legend — Joe Biden was probably listening to what older cousins had to say, and it wouldn’t surprise me if they made up a detail.
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