A storm is probably coming—we have about 30 days until summer, summer, and maybe several days after that, for the climate change denialists to explain things, and Trombies to cover their ears, shake their heads, and say “no!, no!, no!, …,”.
Go and vote for Trump, Trombies, because indeed you probably have no better heroes.
Listen to his lies, smile, nod, and cheer him on.
He is your fuhrer—America’s Fuhrer—America’s Father-Leader—sent by God.
Show Gen Z and Gen A your great intelligence on politics.
Prove to them that you aren’t going senile.
Do it you stupid fucks! Cheer and vote for your savior!