Why is Donald Trump obsessed with Tic Tacs?
JesusSon, 
What’s the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans
nutsack, they do not make your breath smell better. you need to brush your fucking teeth you disgusting piece of shit
Snapz, Why IS donald trump…
WindyRebel, Nothing ever goes over your head, does it Drax?
Emperor, 
He only likes the white ones.
Tar_alcaran, (edited ) Maybe I’m 20 years behind, but aren’t all tictacs white? The “green” and “orange” used to just come in coloured boxes, is that not the case anymore?
Edit: I’ve got some serious Mandela effect here it seems
RainfallSonata, I’ve never known that to be the case. The green and orange ones were always green and orange, and originally the boxes were clear.
Coreidan, Even 20 years ago the boxes were clear and the tic tac is colored. I think you just got it completely wrong.
Emperor, Not now and not 20 years ago.
Dkarma, Still no blac tac
invertedspear,
aseriesoftubes, Because they were super popular in the 80s, and that’s where all of his cultural touch points are based.
nilloc, Also when the only memories his brain is capable of recalling at this point are from.
Plus the rattle to keep him entertained on long plane rides.
bitchkat, It’s the noise when you shake it. Kind of like a squeaky toy that gets my dog’s attention. Trump just recently discovered that he can make it “squeak”.
tacosanonymous, He learned inflation from a kindergarten teacher and meow he has to show everyone what he learned.
gravitas_deficiency, So you wanna play the cat game right meow?
tacosanonymous, Do I look like a cat to ya, boy?
just_another_person, Whomever is running that company is a donor. Called it.
disguy_ovahea, I’m sure he also admires the company’s manipulation of food law. Tic Tacs boast about being a zero calorie treat. They actually contain 1.9 calories, but the USDA allows rounding to the nearest 5 when labeling calories, so they have “zero.”
YaksDC, 
Because they make his hands look huge.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, you mean those white hotdogs in his normal sized hands?
finley, Because he’s crazy. In five minutes, it’ll be something else.
Poach, I mean he did sell beans from the oval office. Or was that some kind of fever dream?
TriPolarBearz, That event led me to the whole other world of non Goya products.
whyNotSquirrel, 
what if a shark stole his tic tacs ?
Peppycito, What if he gave the shark candy, and fish, as a quid pro quo?
thesporkeffect, If the shark was battery powered… Hoo boy
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