Samuel Alito’s Mysterious Absence From Supreme Court Raises Questions
cabron_offsets, Fingers crossed for good news.
rayyy, Probably on another luxury vacation to relax from all the stress, and refill his bank account.
FuglyDuck, 
I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.
Maybe he won’t recover…
EvacuateSoul, Went to live with Scalia
Maeve, He's still rendering opinions.
nilloc, Maybe his wife is doing that for him too now.
krelvar, Weekend at Sammy’s
Glowstick, Don’t get your hopes up, this kind of thing happens sometimes
snekerpimp, Has to go on that trip to that island that he was gifted.
Tolookah, That tracks, he gets an island, Thomas gets a bus where he’s supposed to hang out in the back of.
Alexstarfire, Lake Laogai?
PunnyName, Maybe he “fell” on a flag pole.
CaptainSpaceman, Hes dead but they’ll parade his corpse until elections
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