These are all small and petty things to worry about. Your orchard maintenance is your biggest problem? Talking about CARB indicates that you’re in CA. You want more people to have wood burning boilers, even though your state has massive annual wildfires? Are you even listening to yourself?
All of your complaints revolve around burning things. I know people who work for CAL FIRE. You are wrong about forest fires. Small trees planted for lumber burn more easily than mature trees with thick bark.
And I’m sure if you ever need to use the terrible big government services you dislike (possibly because of a fire), you won’t hesitate to ask for a handout.