Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things - YouTube
Edit: try watching it on half speed. It is even funnier
HobbitFoot, Half speed Frakes sounds like talking to a guy at a bar.
WarmSoda, It would be a shame if someone deep faked these to say even more ridiculous things.
possiblylinux127, Honestly they don’t need too
WarmSoda, Listen pal!
… don’t crush my dreams.
possiblylinux127, Can you tell us about your dreams?
WarmSoda, Have you ever had a dream
while you were sleeping?
Anticorp, Do you remember the tallest man you’ve ever seen?
ItsAFake, If that man comes up to you and asks if you like music, never and I mean NEVER say yes, unless you’re ready for 45 straight uninterrupted minutes of the most sexually fueled saxophone playing you’ll ever experience and you’ll never be able to function properly ever again.
LopensLeftArm, 
I would’ve assumed trombone.
ItsAFake, Nah that’s when he’s in character as Riker, which admittedly is far more sensual than sexual.
gravitas_deficiency, give me warp in the factor of… five, six, seven, eight.
mosiacmango, Every captain having their own specific “go to warp” phrase in lower decks is such a great little in joke.
Riker’s is by far the stupidest and snazziest.
swab148, 
I would have expected the trombone, but I’ll take it either way!
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