Hildegarde,

Stormtroopers only miss important characters. Its plot armor. Star wars characters comment on the incredible accuracy of stormtroopers when finding evidence of shots that happened off screen.

He would hit the redshirt. Redshirts don’t have plot armor.

qed

MelodiousFunk,

That redshirt looks like he may have to go on a rampage and/or don a fake mustache.

Okokimup,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

More like the stoppable force meets the movable object.

jmcs,

The storm trooper misses, hits a structural column, ceiling collapses, red shirt dies.

TachyonTele,

Another Fermi Paradox solved. All right, who’s ready for lunch!

MelodiousFunk,

I haven’t had breakfast yet!

But yeah I’ll take a chicken salad and a gallon of unsweetened iced tea.

MajorHavoc,

Excellent solution. I’ll just add that it’s also possible that the StormTrooper’s shot will have no effect whatsoever, while the Red Shirt dies in an unrelated event.

crawancon,

ok Mr smartypants. that theory may sound good but then why is everyone thinking he drowned by tribbles?

Bishma,
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Yes, it’s more of a Final Destination thing. No matter what, the Storm Trooper always misses and the Red Shirt always dies.

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

*they both die in the collapse … along with three other red shirts and 24 storm troopers

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