CanadianCarl

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CanadianCarl,

Mine likes to chew my toes, fingers, and sometimes he finds other loose skin, like my elbows, and chomps down hard. But he is scared of other people and won’t bite or scratch them.

CanadianCarl,

My father loves hallmark movies, and Christmas music. You can’t torture him with that. I can’t handle it, drives me up the wall.

CanadianCarl,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/88aaacac-5588-401f-98f5-2f9468741aa4.jpeg

CanadianCarl,

I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.

CanadianCarl,

but why?

CanadianCarl,

Why are you going to hell? It isn’t like you visited Little Saint James with Mr Hawking.

CanadianCarl,

Farmers need to buy new seeds to not get sued by companies like Monsanto…

Monsanto is internationally known for aggressively pushing its seed products, specifically GMO seeds. The use of seeds also usually includes highly restrictive technology agreements between the company and farmers, who groups opposed to the use of GMOs claim are not always fully made aware of what they are signing. GMO-opposed groups claim that by signing these agreements, small farmers are forced to buy Monsanto seeds each year under conditions they often find onerous and at high costs that they cannot afford.

But have brain rot, and think the seeda are sterile, like yourself.

CanadianCarl,

Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.

CanadianCarl,

youtu.be/12CzrEqohls

CanadianCarl,

I like big apes.

CanadianCarl,

I have access to all that for free, except file size. If I need to send a large file I have google.

CanadianCarl,

In Canada we have ketchup Doritos, Pringles, rice cakes, chips, popcorn, popcorn seasonings, cheetos, crispers(baked crackers). That is all that comes to my mind, there might be more.

CanadianCarl,

I still miss BK ketchup nuggets.

CanadianCarl,

Ditto

CanadianCarl,

I noticed that, before noticing Hitler.

CanadianCarl,

I would love both #2 and #4

CanadianCarl,

So moustaches are feminine?

CanadianCarl,

Some websites say not to scrape, but to use tweezers. Also to have a small bottle of vinegar on you while at the beach.

CanadianCarl,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

CanadianCarl,

That number is California. My plan doesn’t support calling out of Canada for free, and being that nutty.

CanadianCarl,

Sounds like my brother who moved up north with his family, into the Ontario wild to build his own house… Homeschool his children, and refuse to get them vaccinated (cause it has cancer in it). Says shooting/killing someone who trespasses on his property is legal, and then jokes about how he has a lot of land to bury bodies. He is filled with anger. I am scared of him.

CanadianCarl,

I am allergic to most flowers, and I don’t want to clean up after a puppy. Give me cats or the large properly-formatted data file.

CanadianCarl,

Hope you enjoy this unsolicited Dick pic.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d6fbbbc2-f030-44fa-aec7-b6ce561ef40b.jpeg

CanadianCarl,

No, it is sfw. It is onlyfan.

CanadianCarl,

May you add big hat, and big shoe to the picture?

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