SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They won’t respond, they have thrown their hand grenade and they’re off to the next comment section.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I raise my own pigs in large pens and they are treated well until slaughter.

What are your feelings on that?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My doctor said my penis enlargement surgery will make all my future descendants have massive dongs too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m pretty sure Quentin Tarantino would be down to help.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Those are massive jits.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I mean I’d get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He’s been waiting over two thousand years to come again.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’re a great guesser!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Birth control is needed because of an unhealthy lifestyle?

But more importantly what gives you the right to dictate other people’s lifestyles?

I think universal healthcare is a great investment into our citizens and I welcome this as a first step.

I hope the momentum from this carries us into a new age of prosperity.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You think you’re better than everyone else, I get it.

Even if you are and you’re not just wearing rose coloured glasses about your own life what about random accidents?

I think this is the right first step and I hope people like you get outnumbered by people like me who are based in a little more reality.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You said ‘certain accidents and injuries’ as if you want the ability to dictate what medical services other people get.

There’s a really easy way for you to get the medical system you want and it is to simply move to the states.

I don’t think we need to recreate their failed system here.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Or if they’re fat or enjoy sex you can charge them until they’re bankrupt because you don’t want to pay your tax dollars for them?

Go to the states and stop complaining.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Trudeau would have to crouch to say it to Putin’s face.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you Canadian?

If you are you should be able to understand how a minority government can not be fascist.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you telling me a minority government has unlimited power?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Okay four hour old account with seventeen comments.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I have conversations with people who put in effort and I block people who are worth the 15 seconds it takes.

You’re neither one of these people.

Have a nice night.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Flashbacks of my high school girlfriend’s braces.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I pull them out of the dryer and use them to vigorously scrub my unwashed balls.

No more mildew smell!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No she’s cute and quirky.

I’d let her chew on my stick if you get my drift.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s a bish?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tastes like the dumpster behind the fish monger’s.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t get any.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The American’s asymmetrical warfare and the resulting paranoia itself can give you PTSD.

If you spend years always expecting a drone bombing your wedding, always being told to expect a drone bombing your wedding, you will see a drone bombing your wedding everywhere.

Even if your wedding never were actually drone bombed.

Not that i’m defending him but asymmetrical warfare can and will fuck you up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Haha poop knife jolly rancher broken arms blowfly girl.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What kind of tools?

Penises?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They probably used lead as lube.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My dick is always out, you just can’t see it because it’s tiny.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You had enough room to put Lifeforce on twice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He fills Obi-Wan with cream?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But those professional meme artist make tonnes of money and you’re going to take it all away to give to computers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I do my wife and I still love her.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nah I pound that shit like it’s going out of style.

She gets fifteen very enthusiastic second of lovemaking whenever she wants.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Could also mean she was fucking in the funeral home closet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Heroin.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I immediately thought of Fallout 3 and was confused then remembered Fallout and Fallout 2.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You asked.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Adults are fucked, I’d rather act like a toddler.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Mom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

See?

Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don’t have to pay taxes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah that’s why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My asshole itches and my finger stinks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He looked her in the brown eye.

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