SatansMaggotyCumFart

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The California McDonald's rumor is coming from a digital ghost - The writer boosting McDonald's misinformation probably doesn't exist. (www.sfgate.com)

You probably haven’t heard the name Tony Bonnani, but he’s one of the most prolific writers on the internet. He publishes several articles a day, often churning out pieces within minutes of each other. Compared to most journalists, Tony Bonnani writes at a superhuman pace....

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Republicans are just jealous Alabama girls don’t look like California women.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Just switch to Fortnite like the rest of us.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This burns your wiener.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, they are the only thing I have left from her.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Shouldn’t you check my allergies first?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Wait until you hear of 1.609 Kilometre Davis.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Wow that girl from Stranger Things is old now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

being an ammosexual.

Putting bullets in your butt does not make you a gun.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well the National Socialists were fascist and Biden is socialist and head of a nation.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I can try, babe.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The handjobs might be half off but they usually charge an arm and a leg for the old stump in the butt.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I agree, charge any politician committing crimes.

This might not work the way the far-right want it to though.

This case is ripe to be overturned on appeal…

Then why did the jury unanimously vote to convict on every charge in record time?

It wasn’t even a half hour per charge.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

“Want a nude of Drake’s girlfriend?”

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ah, they are the RFK Jr voters I keep hearing about.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I say we give the billionaires Elmer’s glue, q-tips and toilet paper rolls and whoever gets to the Titanic wins a prize.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m okay with watching them swim six hundred and ninety kilometres to shore.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I can’t wait for Chris Pratt to be voicing Steve.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bill Murray, if he likes the director.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bobby was on Tim Pool’s podcast?

Really fishing for those democrat votes, I guess.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They might talk about until then but they’re all voting Trump in the contest.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s totally antisemitic if you ask us to stop while we’re genociding!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Biden’s going to call Netanyahu and tell him that he is disappointed in him.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nobody is surprised.

If you like the guy he can do no wrong and everyone’s out to get him and if you dislike him you’re sane.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Now I want a leg lamp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Im wondering why she doesn’t run as a Democrat but trying to pull the nuthouse closer to centre is a good thing too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There are not many things I agree with him about, but freeing Ross and fucking Ivanka are two of them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But Ross would be freed and the alimony would help.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you talking about fucking Ivanka?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Any plant or animal that has been domesticated has been genetically modified.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is that selection not modification?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Can I patent my DNA so if I knock someone up I can sue them?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It all depends what your definition of genetic modification is.

My opinion isn’t exactly a fringe theory.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It is selecting genes through breeding or doing the same thing in a laboratory.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s like you’re trying to explain to me muscle mass growth from going to the gym vs hard work as a farmer.

It’s the same outcome and you’re not getting that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Here’s one that proves my point.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Any plant or animal that has been domesticated has been genetically modified.

Technically, yes. That’s true.

I think this conversation is over and it could have always been this simple but you just wanted to argue and get pedantic for whatever reason.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No u?

That’s what you choose to end this seven hour conversation?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You have strange definitions for things.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You had me until the outlawing of sodomy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Leave them a week or two so they get pickled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The deep state has the technology to fly a missile up someone’s asshole if they wanted to.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You look like you have dry popcorn farts too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They should make a Mad Max third person isometric game in the style of Baldur’s Gate 3.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Fallout is first person.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The good ones are.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Deserts are hot and sandy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t like snow.

It’s cold and wet and irritating and it gets everywhere.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Strange, there wasn’t a single thing in that article that was anti-Biden.

Are you feeling okay?

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