Worx

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Worx,

How many posts have you made before this?

Worx,

☠️🌙

Worx,

Wrong game, that’s AOE I. (although it is a taunt in AOE II)

18+ I wish I was Asexual.

Seriously I hate that. I always fantasize about having sex with very attractive women. It really grinds my fuck gears because I know that I will be a virgin forever because prostitution is illegal in Canada. So I unfortunately can not pay a very attractive 18 year old woman to have sex with me. I really wish that I was Asexual...

Worx,

In my experience, sex is like board games. It’s fun while you’re doing it, but the pleasure is finished soon enough. It’s not a life-changing event. If you don’t get to play board-games very often, or never before, or you just don’t enjoy it - that does not define you.

I know you’re just venting rather than looking for answers, but sex isn’t as important as many people seem to think.

Worx,

Do you think that would work if I said it in conversation?

Worx,

Since when are farmers wealthy?

Worx,

I live in a rural area and know a lot of farmers (meat, dairy and veg), none of whom are wealthy. Several don’t own land, but have to rent it instead. Those that do own land tend to be asset-rich but don’t actually have cash (as in, they own land and farm equipment, but they can’t sell it because then they wouldn’t be able to keep working). Maybe it’s different in other parts of the country, but around here people are struggling. We also have the issue of banks and other large corporations buying up land to plant with timber as carbon offsets, rather than putting in work to reduce their carbon footprint.

Worx,

I found the person who can’t fly planes

Worx,

Same thought here!

Worx,

Boba deez nuts, lmao gottem

Worx,

Mine, if I’m lucky 🤤

Worx,

That’s how it works in the US, isn’t it? Or is it bad because AT&T forgot to say the magic word “lobbying”?

Worx,

Wtf that’s so big

On a related note, I was also surprised during a school trip at how small puffins are

I think I’m not good at knowing bird sizes

Worx,

All school-girls are attracted to gross old men, therefore it’s consensual and perfectly ok. And even if it isn’t, they’re only kids; what do they know? They’ll learn to love their husbands in time. And if they don’t, who cares? They’re only women

Worx,

God’s a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived

Worx,

You don’t even seem to know what communism is, seeing as you conflate it with socialism in another of your comments

Worx,

Polluting vehicles are not the same as people… you know that, right? The reason for the ULEZ is to keep emissions low, not restrict tourism

Worx,

For you Americans reading this, 1.3m is about 4’3"

;)

Worx,

Are you comparing Biden to Hitler?

Worx,

It’s nice that they have a special skill 💜

Worx,

If you worked food service, you could stop that food from going to waste by licking it off the floor

Worx,

Coming home from an event last night around 2145, I could either stop at McDonald’s and spend roughly £5 on dinner and eat immediately; or I could drive 20 minutes home, start cooking and eat at almost 11pm. But the good news is I’d save about £3!

… I mean, I still didn’t eat at McDonald’s, but like I understand why someone might

Worx,

I don’t get it. Why did you put the guy from Red Dwarf in front of the moon?

EDIT: I’ll be annoyed in Harrison Ford actually is in Red Dwarf and spoils my joke, I’ve never actually seen it

Worx,

If they’d all stop doing drugs maybe they could’ve planned a bit better /s

Worx,

I didn’t know where this city was, I was just making a pun off of “highest”. Would’ve been more sensitive if I’d realised. Sorry :)

Worx,

It also implies that not voting for Trump somehow counts more than voting for Trump does

Worx,

DID IT WORK AM I SPRINTING YET?

Worx,

I wish people would stop going on about Brexit. It was what the people wanted. Literally every single brown “”“person”“” has left the country and we don’t have any EU overlords shoving their rules down our throats. Every other aspect of our life bring worse and facing food shortages is a small price to pay

Worx,

I am being sarcastic. We have a brown person as our prime minister, after all

Worx,

Actually true though, in roughly half of all cases. More if you count cloud cover as not being blue

Worx,

France is still there on the map. Malta is the only country missing

Worx,

At least now the sun is up when I’m waking (northern hemisphere)

Worx,

I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

Worx,

Fuck you, ghost Jesus! You died for my sins so I’ll watch as much hentait tentacle porn as I like!

Worx,

OP why are you talking about mr beast? No-one else is in this screenshot

Worx,

God damned Republicans taking all the girl cock. Leave some for the rest of us!

Worx,

That’s not how being bisexual (or gay) works. If you’re not doing it because you want to, it doesn’t change your sexuality.

Imagine if a person of the same gender ran up in the street and kissed you. Are you now gay?

Worx,

Are you an NB anarchist or do you have a prostate? That’s the difference maker, rather than your gender

Worx,

Old houses aren’t necessarily a problem size-wise. The main problem in my town is people buying old houses, splitting them into four or six of the smallest flats imaginable, then renting them out.

Worx,

Maybe the parents are Matrix fans

Worx,

Me when I got out of bed: I’ve got time

Me when I arrived to work 18 minutes late:

Worx,

Glass? Ceramic?

Worx,

It’s not my fault I can’t read

(sorry)

Worx,

No moo for you :(

Worx,

Lt. Surge is literally a lieutenant. He fought in “the war” with his electric type Pokémon and used them to paralyse his enemies

Worx,

There was a war less than 30 years before Red and Blue, Lt. Surge was in it

Worx,

It’s ok, no-one’s gonna watch it

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