ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

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ZeffSyde,

Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!

ZeffSyde,

Ugh, the whole renovation thing is a pain in the ass. My mom watches renovation shows all day while the house has fallen into smelly disrepair over the last twenty years.

She keeps talking about painting this or knocking out that wall or installing all new fixtures 'so it can be nice for the next people (she’s in her 80s and plans on dying there).

I keep telling her that no matter how much money she wastes ‘fixing’ the place up, the people that eventually buy it are going to gut it and do their own thing.

One little old lady using a total of three rooms in a 4br3b house.

She dreams that I’ll settle down and want a quiet place in the suburbs, but I hate the neighborhood and most of the people that live there. If she were hit by a bus tomorrow I’ll call the first Cash For Houses scam I see so I don’t have to deal with any of that.

/Rant

ZeffSyde,

We should really chisel all of our memes in granite and stand them up in a field so that future generations may know our genius.

ZeffSyde,

Its kind of like a Boise Corn-dog, but it requires jumper cables and four cinder blocks instead of two.

ZeffSyde,

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

ZeffSyde,

Will I take "From Russia, With Love ’ for $400, Alex?

ZeffSyde,

We fell in love in a homeless place… We fell in love in a hooOoomless plaaace…

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