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flambonkscious,

Yeah, that’s fantastic. As a dad, I relate…

flambonkscious,

The blood bank, silly!

flambonkscious,

Ha! That’s good - we’ll keep you on

flambonkscious,

One of my local favourites - what on earth were they thinking??

knigges ave.

flambonkscious,

Good point!

flambonkscious,

This is great - I’d love it I’d we switched to shitty cosplays of Mortal Kombat

flambonkscious,

You are a gentle-person and a scholar!

"A prince among men " as my old lecturer would say

flambonkscious,

So the leading exclamation makes it an embedded gif hyperlink?

flambonkscious,

What took you so long?

flambonkscious,

I wonder of this will give those psychopaths reason to pause, or at least can them out do their supporters stop and think…

I have my doubts - IDF will just be thinking ‘one down, lots more to go!’

flambonkscious,

Just a brain fart that captured peoples whimsy. It’ll probably be gone in a week or two

flambonkscious,

I wanted some to listen, Larry - not pepper me with solutions!

flambonkscious,

That ignores the complexity of forests, however (and not just your comment).

Young forests aren’t nearly as diverse, it takes a long time for the complexity to come back. Otherwise we would just plant shitty pine trees everywhere (a terrible idea!)

flambonkscious,

European?

flambonkscious,

Not at all! But, they generally get a decent amount of training - unlike the ~6 weeks they get, here in NZ!

flambonkscious,

Mass edits made rapidly are obviously suspect, too… If the same user edits anything more than a dozen comments in, say a minute, you have to ask what’s going on

flambonkscious,

That still doesn’t explain what the grade is measuring - what’s the difference?

flambonkscious,

What the hell??

flambonkscious,

Now that’s a shitty job to clean up

flambonkscious,

Quality list, for real

flambonkscious,

I saw it clearly as a joke…

flambonkscious,

Horrible click bait shit - no thanks!

flambonkscious,

Yeah, that’s a good point - it’s not like this switch changes anything in a circuit…

Hell, it’s probably hot glued in place

flambonkscious,

That’s fucking awesome! I hope doggo is having a great time

flambonkscious,

Love this reference

flambonkscious,

Bloody hell, I knew something was up!

Must go see the doc.

flambonkscious,

Well, you could always try the new trend of extreme tourism in Gaza

flambonkscious,

This is some brilliantly spicy stuff, OP. Well done, I love it!

flambonkscious,

I’m betting the animal can run a lot farther than the idiot, too… This is just losing, the long way

flambonkscious,

I get what you’re saying, but your ‘average Joe’ is no runner these days… I try not to be too judgemental (despite it being my super power!), but I get the impression that guys only good for a few hundred metres

Now, the donkey is probably no athlete either, but my money is squarely on the animal here…

You’re correct in principal, but in practise you’re laughably wrong. We’ve (d)evolved from hunter gatherers since the industrial (or iron/tool?) age, and fitness lost out big time

flambonkscious,

No, it’s an insinkerater - it’s got a mechanical spinning/bludgeoning device (sorry for the crude imagery!) that reduces leftovers and carrot stubs and the like to a fine meal so it can go down the drain.

I think it’s better than in the rubbish, was the thinking? Still not as good as compost, admittedly

flambonkscious,

Yeah that makes sense - at first I thought it was vinyl, but the huge cutting lines sorta look like a grinder being driven by anger and frustration

flambonkscious,

I hear you - I don’t know why it’s never been in the main sink. I’ve just never seen it like that…

flambonkscious,

Yes, garbage disposal sink! That’s what was stick on my tongue! Thanks, rando.

Dunno why we’ve only seen opposites

flambonkscious,

I was working at a hospital and an email came out asking if anyone knew where the Entonox delivery went as it had been ‘mislaid’. This fucking thing was a divers scuba bottle welded onto a trolley so it could be wheeled around easily…

Damn right the whole flat had a hookah session with it - that would have lasted all weekend!

flambonkscious,

And this! Some great writing:

I told him that once he hit 30 his body would change, and he just mumbled something about metabolism being his ‘least favorite Tool album.’

flambonkscious,

…maybe it’s just dandruff? I dunno, but maybe they’re OK…

flambonkscious,

What a waste!

flambonkscious,

That’s brilliant!!

flambonkscious,

Face bonk? …or shin bonk?

flambonkscious,

I really relate to this.

My team has stayed intact throughout covid and perpetually WFH but there’s no camaraderie any more and it feels like most of them really aren’t pulling their weight… (of course it’s hard to tell how busy they really are but I’m not dreaming it, there are some objective measures)

flambonkscious,

Needs more stroganoff!

flambonkscious,

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

flambonkscious,

Well, you’re the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?

Hopefully you get a bonus or something

flambonkscious,

…scratches?

flambonkscious,

Great title, that was perfect

flambonkscious,

Reminds me of those insurance claim attemps “a stationary car reversed into me”.

Can’t imagine that goes down well

flambonkscious,

A discord mod in it’s natural habitat…

Although, on 2nd thoughts… Needs more cheetos/dust

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